The Gateway Show: Cannabis Comedy at Whirled Pies in Eugene

Whirled Pies in Downtown Eugene, OR

Cannabis Comedy · Downtown Eugene 21+

The Gateway Show at Whirled Pies

If you've never been to a comedy show built around a cannabis-themed format, the Gateway Show at Whirled Pies is the easiest way to fix that. It runs every few weeks in downtown Eugene, the format is dialed in after a decade on the road, and the comedians are doing actual stand-up. The first half is regular comedy. The second half is a different energy. The room is part of the show.

Here's what to know if you're thinking about going.

The Format Since 2015

What the Gateway Show actually is

Comedian Billy Anderson started the Gateway Show in Seattle in 2015, shortly after Washington legalized recreational cannabis. He was a touring stand-up comic looking for a fresh angle, and the format he landed on turned out to be more interesting than the weed-show format anyone else was running.

Anderson's stated rule: laughing with the comics, not at them. The show isn't about watching anyone fail. It's about working comedians letting their guard down between sets and finding unscripted moments they couldn't have planned. The first half is structured material. The second half is looser — riffs, callbacks, real-time bits.

The show now tours Oregon, Washington, California, Colorado, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Montana. The Eugene shows at Whirled Pies are part of a regular Pacific Northwest rotation. Mike Masilotti, a comedian who's been touring with Anderson since 2018 and has hosted dozens of Gateway Shows across the country, is the recurring host for the Eugene stop.

"They aren't dressing up in weed clothes or super stoners — they're usually young professionals who are successful stoners. The show does not feel super stoney. We try to keep it more in the realm of normalizing weed for adult consumers." — Mike Masilotti, Gateway Show host, in The Weed Blog

Eugene Schedule · Whirled Pies Every 4-6 Weeks

The Eugene schedule

The Gateway Show runs at Whirled Pies on a recurring basis — typically every four to six weeks, almost always on a Friday or Saturday. It's not strictly monthly: some months get skipped depending on Billy and Mike's tour routing. The way to stay current is to watch the Gateway Show Eventbrite page or the Whirled Pies events calendar.

Next Show

Friday, June 5, 2026

Doors 7:00 PM · Show 7:30 PM

Whirled Pies, 199 W 8th Ave

Hosted by Mike Masilotti

$20 GA · $30 VIP (online prices)

Tickets on Eventbrite →

Past 2026 Eugene Shows

Friday, May 1, 2026 · Friday, March 6, 2026

This page updates as new dates are announced. If the next show date above looks stale, check the Eventbrite link for the latest.

The Venue 200+ Capacity

Whirled Pies, the venue

If you haven't been, Whirled Pies took over the old Cozmic space at 199 W 8th Ave in downtown Eugene. The room is a sprawling, sculpture-filled former car dealership with a 200+ capacity and state-of-the-art lights and sound. They serve pizza, burgers, and a full bar daily from 3 PM to 10 PM and at every show. The kitchen is open during the Gateway Show — get there early, grab a slice, get a drink, settle in.

The venue books seven nights of live music a week and runs cultural programming year-round: jazz jams, Garcia Birthday Band shows, Grateful To The Core, Eugene Deadhead Trivia (last Monday of every month, free), local rock bands, comedy. If the Gateway Show schedule doesn't line up with a night you're free, there's almost always something else worth showing up for at this venue.

Whirled Pies is two blocks from the bus station and a short walk from most of downtown. There's pay parking nearby and free parking after 6 PM at the Parcade (35 W 8th Ave) for some shows.

House rules: Whirled Pies is not a smoking venue. The full venue rules are posted at the door and on their site, and the show's official FAQ covers what to expect from the format itself. Both are worth a read before your first show.

About Green Health Eugene Since 2014

Why we're writing about it

Green Health Eugene has been a downtown-corridor cannabis shop since 2014, and the Gateway Show is one of the more interesting standing events in the broader Eugene cultural scene. We carry a wide range of cannabis products on our live menu — edibles from Drops, Wyld, Gron, Hapy Kitchen, and Magic Number; hand-rolled pre-rolls from $3; and concentrates including live rosin, bubble hash, and disposable vapes — and we're at 607 Hwy 99 N, open daily 9 AM to 9 PM. We accept Visa and Mastercard with no fees, the only Eugene shop doing that. If you have questions about any product, our budtenders are the people to ask in person.

If you want to read up on cannabis topics generally, our blog has guides on RSO vs FECO, solvent vs solventless extraction, and other commonly asked-about subjects.

Directions 8-Min Drive

Getting from our shop to Whirled Pies

From 607 Hwy 99 N to Whirled Pies at 199 W 8th Ave is about 2.5 miles, roughly an 8-minute drive straight down 6th or 7th Ave into downtown. We're open until 9 PM daily. Eugene has reliable rideshare if you'd rather not drive. Check our daily deals if you happen to be stopping by — Tuesday and Saturday is 15% off extracts, carts, and vapes; Wednesday and Sunday is 15% off edibles, tinctures, and topicals.

FAQ Quick Answers

Frequently asked questions

Is the Gateway Show 21+?

Yes, strictly. Due to the content of the show, all audience members must be 21 or older. Bring valid ID. The Gateway Show FAQ is unambiguous on this — no exceptions.

How much do Gateway Show tickets cost?

General Admission is typically $20 online or $25-$30 at the door. VIP Seating (reserved with priority placement) is typically $30 online or $35-$40 at the door. VIP is limited to about 60 seats — if you want guaranteed seating with friends, book in advance and buy all tickets in one transaction. Pricing varies by show; check the Eventbrite link for current rates.

How often does the Gateway Show come to Eugene?

The show runs at Whirled Pies on a recurring basis, typically every four to six weeks. It's not strictly monthly — Billy Anderson and Mike Masilotti's tour routing means some months get skipped while others are doubled up. The Gateway Show Eventbrite organizer page is the most reliable place to check upcoming Eugene dates.

Where is Whirled Pies in Eugene?

Whirled Pies is at 199 W 8th Ave in downtown Eugene, OR 97401. It's two blocks from the bus station and a short walk from anywhere downtown. The room used to be Cozmic — same space, full kitchen and bar, sprawling former car dealership feel.

What are the venue rules at Whirled Pies?

Whirled Pies is not a smoking venue. Beyond that, the show and venue post their full house rules at the door and on their respective sites — the Gateway Show official FAQ covers show format and policies, and Whirled Pies' site covers the venue. We'd recommend reading both before your first time.

Where can I find Green Health Eugene before or after the show?

Green Health Eugene is at 607 Hwy 99 N, about an 8-minute drive from Whirled Pies. We're open daily from 9 AM to 9 PM, accept Visa and Mastercard with no fees (the only Eugene shop doing that), and carry a full range of cannabis products on our live menu. Stop in any time we're open.

Who hosts the Gateway Show in Eugene?

The Eugene Gateway Show is regularly hosted by Mike Masilotti, a comedian who's been touring with Billy Anderson since 2018 and has hosted shows across the Pacific Northwest, Midwest, and beyond. Billy Anderson, the show's creator, also performs in Eugene on some dates. The supporting lineup rotates show to show, mixing touring acts with regional comedians.

See you there Eugene

That's the picture. The Gateway Show is one of the more genuinely fun nights happening in downtown Eugene, and a decade in, it's been built carefully enough to not feel gimmicky. If you're going, get downtown early enough to grab a slice and a drink, read the venue's house rules, and have a good night. We'll see you around the shop.

Golf & Cannabis Guide: The Drive from Eugene to Bandon Dunes

⛳ Heading to Bandon Dunes?

If you are flying into EUG for a golf trip, don't miss our dedicated golfer's itinerary. Check out the complete Eugene to Bandon Dunes Drive Guide featuring stops at Fiddler's Green and the best dispensary deals for your round.

Bank Roll - Herbal Dynamics

For golfers around the world, the pilgrimage to Bandon Dunes Golf Resort is a rite of passage. But for those in the know, the trip really starts right here in Eugene. Whether you are flying into the Eugene Airport (EUG) or driving down the valley, your route to the coast takes you through the heart of Oregon's golf culture.

Before you tackle the coastal winds and challenging links, you need to get your gear sorted. That means stopping for the right equipment—and the right "greens."

1. The Gear: Eugene's Best Pro Shops

Don't get caught on the coast without rain gear or extra sleeves of Titleists. Stop at one of these local favorites to dial in your bag before you hit the road:

• Fiddler’s Green Golf Center (Hwy 99): Located directly on Highway 99, this is the legendary stop for Bandon-bound golfers. It boasts one of the largest on-course pro shops in the country. It is the perfect place to demo a new driver or grab a rain jacket before heading west.

• RiverRidge Golf Complex (North Eugene): Just off the Beltline and minutes from the airport, RiverRidge has a fully stocked pro shop featuring major brands like Callaway and Nike. A great spot for a quick warm-up bucket or last-minute equipment checks.

• Laurelwood Golf Course (South Eugene): If you are coming from the University district, swing by Laurelwood. Their pro shop offers the essentials and plenty of Duck gear if you want to rep the locals on the links.

2. The "Green" Pro Shop: Green Health Eugene

Once your golf bag is set, make your next stop Green Health Eugene. Located on Highway 99 (just down the road from Fiddler's), we are the unofficial "Pro Shop" for your cannabis needs.

Here is how to time your drive to hit our best daily drops, ensuring you have the right flower, vapes, and recovery aids for your round.

The Front 9: Stocking the Bag (Mon – Wed)

• Monday (The "Stock Up"): Heading to the coast with a foursome? Get 10% OFF Bulk Flower (1/8th+) to fill the group’s travel stash. Plus, spin our Prize Wheel for a chance at free gear.

• Tuesday (The "Caddy’s Choice"): The best value in West Eugene. Grab $45 Ounces (select strains) and take 10% OFF Extracts & Carts—perfect for a discreet, low-profile round.

• Wednesday (Recovery Day): Bandon Dunes is a walking-only resort. Save your legs with 15% OFF CBD topicals and 10% OFF Edibles (like Wyld or Drops) for a restful night's sleep.

The Back 9: Premium Cuts (Thu – Sat)

• Thursday (Championship Cut): For the player who only swings the best clubs. Take 20% OFF Full-Priced Ounces, featuring premium brands like Eugreen Farms and Focus North.

• Friday (Weekend Scramble): We bring back the 10% OFF Bulk Flower deal for the weekend warriors flying into EUG.

• Saturday (The Value Drive): 10% OFF Carts and extracts —ensuring you have plenty of fuel for the weekend rounds.

The 19th Hole (Sunday)

• Sunday Recovery: Heading home? Finish the trip with Double Loyalty Points and a Penny Joint with your purchase.

📍 The Local Rule: Stop at Hwy 99

Don't get stuck paying tourist prices on the coast. Green Health Eugene is located on Highway 99, the perfect efficient pitstop between Bandon Dunes and the coast.

View Our Live Menu & Reserve Pickup

⛳ Heading to Bandon Dunes?

If you are flying into EUG for a golf trip, don't miss our dedicated golfer's itinerary. Check out the complete Eugene to Bandon Dunes Drive Guide featuring stops at Fiddler's Green and the best dispensary deals for your round.

Cheap Ounces in Eugene — Real Prices, Real Deals at Green Health Eugene

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Written by the Green Health Eugene team

Green Health Eugene

Locally owned on Hwy 99 since 2014

Our buyers walk the floor at Oregon farms multiple times a year and our budtenders weigh out hundreds of ounces a week. We've watched the Eugene flower market evolve from $300 ounces in 2015 to today's $55 everyday. This is what we tell customers when they ask which ounce is right for them. More about us.

Quick Answer

Eugene has the cheapest legal cannabis market on the West Coast.

At Green Health, ounces start at $55 every day with no membership required. The ladder runs up through a $75 weekly deal ounce, $99 Hindu Kush ounces, and $100 two-ounce bundles — plus $40 light-dep A-bud ounces on Sundays and 20% off full-price ounces every Thursday and Sunday. Prices verified at the register, August 2026. The catch isn't quality — Oregon's flower glut is real and it's been driving down prices since 2018. The catch is knowing what each price tier actually represents and matching the ounce to your use case.

Below: how Eugene ounce pricing breaks down, what you get at each tier, the weekly deals that stack on top, and how to pick the right ounce without ending up with weed you don't enjoy.

Why So Cheap

Why Eugene ounces cost less than Portland or California

Two reasons, both structural:

1. Oregon supply glut. The state's licensed cultivation capacity has run ahead of in-state recreational demand since 2018. More flower than buyers means downward pressure on wholesale, which pushes through to retail.
2. Lane County is a farm county. Eugene sits in the middle of the Willamette Valley's craft cultivation region. We can buy direct from local farms 30 minutes away — no Portland markup, no California excise stack, no out-of-state freight.

What that means at the counter: the same ounce that costs $250 in California or $120 in Portland sits in a Eugene jar at $55–$99. Not because it's worse — because Eugene is closer to the source and the market is saturated.

Pricing Tiers

The four ounce tiers in Eugene

Most Eugene shops price ounces in roughly four buckets. Knowing what tier you're shopping helps you set expectations and not feel ripped off (or surprised) at either end.

01$55

Everyday Ounce

Often outdoor or greenhouse. Smaller buds or popcorn. Decent THC, modest terpene profile. Honest daily-use weed at the lowest legal price.

02$75–$95

Premium Tier

Indoor or top-tier greenhouse. Solid bud structure, recent harvest, fuller terps. The "I want a real session" tier.

03$99–$140

Special Drops

Limited-batch craft from named farms. Often a featured strain at one shop only that week. Hand-trimmed in some cases.

04$150+

Exotic / Reserve

Top-shelf craft, specific cuts, sometimes one-of-a-kind. Showcase strain for special occasions or connoisseur shoppers.

What You Get

What's actually different between $55 and $99

The honest answer: cultivation method, freshness, terpene profile, and trim quality. THC percentage is the smallest factor of the four.

Factor	$55 Ounce	$99 Ounce
Cultivation	Often outdoor or greenhouse	Indoor or top-tier greenhouse
Bud size	Popcorn or smaller nugs	Larger buds, dense structure
Harvest age	Sometimes 6+ months ago	Usually within 3 months
Terpenes	Modest, sometimes faded	Full nose, recent jar
Trim	Machine-trimmed	Often hand-trimmed
THC	Often 18–24%	Often 22–28%

A $55 ounce can absolutely get you high. The question is whether the experience matches what you want from the session — that's where the price gap actually shows up.

Green Health Pricing

Our flower tiers, top to bottom

We price flower across seven gram tiers, then aggregate at the ounce level for the math to work in your favor. Here's the full price ladder:

$5/ gram

$7/ gram

$9/ gram

$11/ gram

$13/ gram

$15/ gram

$17/ gram

Ounce math at Green Health:

• $55 everyday ounces — the $5-per-gram tier (regular $84), for everyone, every day. No membership, no signup. Honest entry-level rec ounces.
• $40 Sunday ounces — light-dep A-buds, Sundays only. The cheapest full-bud ounce of the week.
• $75 weekly deal ounce — one $7-per-gram-tier strain marked down from $99, rotating weekly. Check today’s deals or ask the counter for this week’s strain.
• $99 Hindu Kush ounces — our standing single-strain special from High Valley Organics. When it rotates into the weekly deal slot, it drops to $75.
• $100 for two ounces — $50 an ounce, the best per-gram math on the menu, for everyone — no loyalty card needed. OMMP patients get their own pricing: $46 ounces, $84 for two (card guide here).
• Premium and reserve ounces $150–$357 — the $9 to $17-per-gram tiers: indoor and top-tier greenhouse from Eugene-grown Eugreen No-Till, Herbal Dynamics, Focus North Gardens, and other named farms. These are the ounces the Thursday & Sunday 20% discount hits.

Weekly Deals

Best days to buy ounces in Eugene

Daily percentage deals apply to full retail pricing — they don’t stack with the $40, $55, $75, $99, or $100 deal prices. Four days of the week make the math meaningfully better on ounces:

Mon10% bulk flower

Tue15% extracts & carts

Wed15% edibles & topicals

Thu20% off ounces

Fri10% bulk flower

Sat15% extracts & carts

Sun$40 ozs · 20% ounces · 15% topicals

• Thursdays & Sundays — 20% off full-price ounces, both days. The $9-per-gram tier drops from $150 to $120; the $17-per-gram top shelf drops from $357 to $285.60. Deal-priced ounces — $40 Sunday, $55 everyday, $75 weekly deal, $99 Hindu Kush, $100 two-ounce — are excluded, because they’re already the deal.
• Sundays — $40 light-dep A-bud ounces. Sundays only, plus 15% off topicals & tinctures. Loyalty members add 2× points and penny joints on top.
• Mondays & Fridays — 10% off bulk flower. Includes Bulk Flower Friday’s rotating featured strains. Mondays add 2× loyalty points and a prize-wheel spin.
• Loyalty SMS specials — if you're in our loyalty program, occasional rotating ounce specials drop via SMS. Sign up free.

Full deal calendar with everything that runs all week is at today's deals.

Buyer's Eye

What to look for at any price tier

Whether you're spending $55 or $200, the same things tell you whether the ounce is worth it. Ask the budtender to show you the jar before you commit:

• Smell. If you can smell it through the jar, the terpenes are alive. If it smells like hay or nothing, the cure or the storage went wrong.
• Bud structure. Should be dense but not hard, with visible trichomes. Crumbly or stick-like buds indicate over-dry; soft squish indicates under-cured.
• Trim quality. Hand-trimmed flower has clean edges and minimal stem. Machine-trimmed is fine at the cheap tier — just check for excess sugar leaves.
• Color. Greens and purples should be vibrant. Brown indicates oxidation (old) or heat damage during cure.
• Harvest date. Look for batch date on the label. Fresh = within 3 months. Solid = 3–6 months. Older than 6 months on $99+ ounces is a fair question to raise.
• THC percentage. Useful but overrated. Above 20% is plenty for most users — anything from 18 to 28 is in the normal range. The terpene profile and your tolerance matter more than the THC number.

Our budtenders pull jars and let you look. Don't feel weird asking — that's the job.

Honest Take

Are cheap ounces actually good?

Mostly yes, with one rule: match the ounce to the use case. A $55 ounce isn't bad — it's a different product than a $150 ounce, and which is "better" depends on what you're doing with it.

Use a $55 ounce for joints, edibles infusion, daily background use, or stashing for the season. Use a $99 ounce for nightly sessions where you want to actually taste what you're smoking. Use a $150+ ounce when you want to slow down and pay attention to the strain.

The biggest mistake we see customers make is buying down too far for the experience they want. If you're chasing terpene-rich, recent-harvest flower, save the Thursday discount and grab the $99 ounce — it's the right tool for that job. If you go through an ounce a week and just want clean, decent weed, the $55 everyday is probably more than fine.

The second biggest mistake: storing your ounce wrong. Even the best ounce loses 30%+ of its terpenes in 30 days if you keep it in a plastic bag at room temperature. Our cannabis storage guide covers the basics.

Pay Smart

Why Eugene-area shoppers leave the ATM at home

Most cannabis shops in Oregon are cash-only. Either you bring exact change, hit an ATM with a $3.50 fee, or short yourself on the order to avoid breaking another twenty.

Green Health is the only Eugene-area cannabis shop accepting Visa and Mastercard with no fees. Same price whether you pay with plastic or cash. No ATM stop, no surcharge, no minimum. For ounce shoppers in particular — where you're spending $55–$200 in a single visit — the no-fee card acceptance is real money saved over a year.

The OMMP patient angle is bigger: with a card, the 20% combined cannabis tax (17% Oregon + 3% Eugene local) doesn’t apply to your purchases. On a $99 ounce, that’s about $20 saved every time — and patients get their own ounce pricing: $46 ounces, $84 for two. Our 2026 OMMP card guide walks through how to get one in Eugene if you don't have one yet.

FAQ

Common questions

How is Green Health able to sell ounces for $55?

Oregon has had a cultivation supply glut since 2018. More licensed flower than the state's recreational market consumes means real downward price pressure on wholesale. Eugene specifically benefits from being in the middle of Willamette Valley craft cultivation country — we buy direct from farms 30 minutes away, with no Portland or California markup. Same ounce in California costs $250.

Are $55 ounces actually good cannabis?

For daily-use, joints, edibles infusion, or background-session weed — yes, comfortably. They're typically outdoor or greenhouse-grown popcorn buds with modest terpenes and 18–24% THC. They're not the right tool for a special-occasion session where you want to taste the strain — for that, the $99 tier is better.

What's the best day to buy an ounce in Eugene?

Thursday or Sunday at Green Health — both days we run 20% off full-price ounces, so a $150 ounce drops to $120. Sundays also bring $40 light-dep A-bud ounces, and Mondays and Fridays take 10% off bulk flower. The everyday ladder — $55 ounces, $100 two-ounce bundles, the $75 weekly deal ounce, $99 Hindu Kush ounces — runs all week, so there’s no wrong day to buy off the deal ladder. Loyalty SMS members also get occasional rotating ounce specials throughout the week.

What's the difference between a $55 and a $99 ounce?

Cultivation method, freshness, terpene profile, and trim quality. $55 ounces are typically outdoor or greenhouse with smaller buds and a 6+ month harvest age. $99 ounces are typically indoor or top-tier greenhouse with full-sized buds, fresh harvest, full terpene nose, and often hand-trimmed. THC percentage difference is smaller than people think.

Can I get a half ounce instead of a full ounce?

Yes. Most strains are sold in 1g, 3.5g (eighth), 7g (quarter), 14g (half ounce), and 28g (ounce) increments. A half ounce is a good middle ground if you want to try a premium or reserve strain without committing to a full ounce. Recreational customers can buy up to two ounces per day under Oregon law — that’s what makes our $100 two-ounce bundle possible. OMMP cardholders have higher limits; see our OLCC purchasing limits guide.

Do I need a membership or loyalty card to get the $55 price?

No. The $55 everyday ounce is available to all customers, no signup required. Our free loyalty program adds rotating specials, double-points days, and SMS-only ounce drops on top.

What's the cheapest gram of flower at Green Health?

Grams start at $5. We price across seven tiers: $5, $7, $9, $11, $13, $15, $17 per gram. The $5 gram is honest daily-use flower — not premium, but real, lab-tested, legal cannabis at the lowest legal price.

How long does an ounce last?

Depends entirely on tolerance and use. For solo daily users, an ounce typically lasts 3–6 weeks. For light or occasional users, an ounce can stretch 2–3 months. Past 6 months, even a properly stored ounce starts losing terpenes meaningfully — see our cannabis storage guide for keeping flower fresh.

Come see the jars before you buy

607 Hwy 99 N, Eugene · Open 9 AM–9 PM every day, including holidays · Visa & Mastercard with no fees. Ask any budtender to show you the ounce jars and we'll walk you through the differences.

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